Just me and the babe

Posted Monday morning by Haley Wegner

It was just me and the babe this weekend. Ryker and I started Saturday and Sunday morning off at 6am. We sang songs, danced, went to the store for little containers then we spent much of Saturday steaming and mixing and mashing his baby food. Then we put the sloppy food into little containers and froze them. I also cleaned out the kitchen and fixed the dishwasher, did laundry, cleaned the house and all the mirrors and some of the windows.

Our Friend and cousin Monica, spent a little bit of Saturday with us and then Saturday night Ryker and I watched the latest Twilight movie. I didn't pay much attention though cause he was feeling my face, pulling my hair, scratching behind my ears and laughing. The best part of the weekend...when he drifted off to sleep in my arms. It's the small moments that you will miss the most but the ones you never forget.

Hey you...have a great day!

Wonderful World of Aps

Posted Friday morning by Haley Wegner

My husband downloaded a hands-free texting app. Good for him but not for me. If you are not familiar, this app will type what you speak out loud into text form. Here's what I received...

Shawn's Text (verbatim)

Bit what's for supper? Is there hamburger in pork chicken or 11 for the need is for supper um did you get ice cream I love you in case you can tell this is one of my voice texting apps a free one of course I hope you can make out what's going on here but its alot faster than texting but love you and on my bike.

Haley's Text Back (almost verbatim)

I did not get Ice Cream but I did get hamburger, chic and a roast for tomorrow. Its way too ******* cold out to ride your bike. You should probably drive.

Shawn's Text (exactly)

I have a did that last text make any sense to you I hope so because this is the only way to text its totally awesome I'm totally in to it I will never type a text ever again

What now about a bike I'm confused.

Haley's Text

I almost literally choked on my grape. Yes. It said you were on your bike.

Shawn's text

Well dear I think I am going to download a different app if you fly but its really good we let me know you I five to buy it does well worth it a very real alright i guess I could just keep talking and talking.

Haley's Text (almost verbatim)

Holy **** Balls.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!!

Ok...

Posted about a week ago by Haley Wegner

I am trying to refrain from even mentioning this...we have been incredibly lucky weather wise this year and I try to appreciate that. BUT I am over the snow. I wanna take Lill Baby Guy for walks and I wanna go for bike rides with Kamden. I wanna go fishing and catch moss. I wanna sunbathe on the dock and eat watermelon (without seeds) I know I shouldn't complain cause we've been incredibly lucky so far...but I'm ready for summer.

Alrighty. That was that. We watched "Fright Night" last night and Collin Farrell is a pretty attractive blood sucking Vampire. But then again so is Robert Pattinson and Kellen Lutz. The "Lost Boys" were weirdly good looking too. Huh, besides blowing up when you are exposed to sun, vampireism doesn't sound so bad. But hey, that is not an invitation for some wannabe weirdo to bite me. I WILL bite back and I have a couple of pointy teeth.

Oh man. See what I mean? I need a vacation.

Happy Valentines Day (yesterday)

Posted about a week ago by Haley Wegner

I hope you all had a great Valentines Day. I did, Thanks! We had roast and a box of chocolates. It was great. I was going to ask my cat to be my Valentine but I think he may be in a closet. Don't worry though...he spent 9 days on the roof of a funeral home, so he will be fine.

So today I am back on the whole fitness/wellness plan. I slacked for a few weeks when Ryker was sick and I can tell with my jeans fitting a little snug. So yah. Got that going. We also sat at the dining room table last night. Which is why we got it 5 years ago. It was great. I am going to put that on my New Years Resolution along with correcting my posture.

I also realized this morning that Kamden wore black dress pants to school yesterday and a Hawkeye Nike shirt. Hummm. I thought they were athletic pants last night. Ok, in my defense, I try to pick his clothes out the night before but sometimes I don't. And since Shawn obviously doesn't care what he wears to school, I just want everyone to know that if you see Kamden running around in black dress pants...it WAS NOT my doing! And if Ryker is at daycare in Superman Pajamas...it WAS NOT my doing!

haley@iowasuperstation.com Email me. Tell me your thoughts. Anything. Possibly your thoughts on your kids choice of clothes or your husbands lack of. Maybe your thoughts on Valentines day. Or maybe you wanna request a song for someone...then I'm your girl.

Cough Cough

Posted about a week ago by Haley Wegner

So I am back. I have been gone for a week. I wasn't on vacation. I didn't take a week to shop or to go fishing. I held a sick baby that was sneezing, coughing, throwing up, snotting and crying in my ear. I was being a mommy and it was tough work.

You would think being home for 24 hours a day minus the school trips and groceries runs, that you would get alot done. Nope. I gained a few pounds, didn't get on the treadmill once, didn't get all the laundry done and I didn't nap one single time! Ryker is much better but even as a parent of 9 years, a sick baby will always knock you down and make you vulnerable. Ryker will never remember the countless hours I spent soothing him, holding him on my hip, running all the humidifiers, the baths, the vicks...But I will. And every one bad thing that comes along with parenting, there is a thousand wonderful, beautiful moments.

And when I was soothing Ryker last night and singing to him, Shawn said..."Ryker and Kamden are very lucky to have you." The truth is, I'm the lucky one...

It's Friday, Friday!

Posted about three weeks ago by Haley Wegner

Friday. I love you Friday. I love how happy you make me when I realize that you have arrived. I love when I get off of work on Friday afternoon and I can celebrate with pointy hats and Joey, my cat. I love that I can go to bed on a Friday night and not get up at 4:30am the next morning. I love you Friday. Now with that being said. I hate you snow! I hate how white and fluffy you are and how I slide around on the sidewalks when you are packed in. I hate that I have to get all cold and stuff when I am wiping you off of my car at 5:50am in the morning. I hate when you fall into my warm, fluffy boots and make me all wet and cold. I hate that you ruin my weekend plans and mess me up and stuff. I hate when you get all dirty and look like trash.

-Deep Thoughts by Haley Wegner.

Holy Buckets of Water!

Posted about three weeks ago by Haley Wegner

I love to clean. As weird as that may sound I love to spend an entire day cleaning the house top to bottom, vacuuming, cleaning the floors, dusting, organizing closets, throwing every else's crap away. Not only does it cleanse the house but possibly my soul as well....haha! But really, Shawn told me Sunday to do something for me, whatever I wanted. So I cleaned the house. And I feel great about it. Now if I only lived all alone it would still be sparkling clean ;)

Now let's speak of this weather...Holy Buckets of Water...or better yet...Holy Buckets of all things involving warmness, sunshine and high fives!!! I had the doors open yesterday to freshen the air and I was able to take Ryker for a walk. I strapped him on my chest in a baby Bjorn dealy and we walked and we talked about the trees and that nasty dog that wanted to bite me and that dummy with his windows down and his car shaking from too much bass. And me and that little baby enjoyed the afternoon. I hope you did too and I hope you enjoy today as well.

Terrible Tuesday

Posted about one month ago by Haley Wegner

Actually it's only 6:33am so nothing terrible has happened. But I needed a word that went with Tuesday. Anywho.

I had to take off early yesterday to take care of some sicklings. My husband was sicker then a dog (whatever that means) and little Ryker had a very mild temp (luckily Kamden wasn't affected) so I stayed home to be a nurse. And I am thinking I may have been a nurse in a previous life cause I can handle all that comes along with the flu. Or maybe I just had a great teacher...when I was little and had the flu...I remember how calm and nurturing my mom was...she would wrap me in a warm blanket straight from the dryer, run me a nice warm bath and then she would rub my hair or face until I fell asleep (not in the bathtub of course) Ahhhh...listen to me. Gee wiz.

Have a GREAT Tuesday!!! Remember something today that makes you smile :)

Coooool Beans

Posted about one month ago by Haley Wegner

Ok, So I was wrong. I was quite certain no one (besides Lindsey) read my blogs. But people are actually reading my blogs. Granted it may be just 1 weirdo checking my blogs every 10 minutes of everyday in his dark basement while he whispers "Put the lotion on the skin" But who cares, someone is reading this crap. And not only are they reading but they read my blogs more then Franks!!! HA. So now every time Frank walks by my studio I say "What's up number 2?" and I have been sending him anonymous voicemails calling him a loser! It's great to be number one.

But then I started to put more thought into it...If I were someone else reading "Haley Wegner's blogs" I would only be doing it to make fun of me. I'm mean lets be honest...I'm sure dudes are sitting around getting drunk and one will say to the other..."Hey check out this chick...she's an idiot!" Then they all read the blogs and laugh out loud...then they take another shot. Oh well...I still feel good about it.

Have a good weekend! Thanks for reading ;)

Silly Phone Call

Posted about one month ago by Haley Wegner

So I got a call last night from my dad...he said "Youtube sledding crow and then call me back." "Ok" I said. So I went to Youtube and watched this crow sledding. Seriously, youtube it. This funny crow has some circular thingy ma jig and he sleds down a snowy roof...not once or twice but numerous times. It's excellent. I think it's a russian crow so he's probably drunk but isn't that the only way to sled?! Kidding. Go youtube it.